We're twins — Laura and David — and before we ever dreamed about cleaning up poop and trash, we both spent years as Executive Directors running luxury senior living communities—

Which means between the two of us, we've managed more vendors, contractors, and service providers than we can count.

We know what half-assed jobs, unresponsiveness, and confusing invoices look like. And we know what acceptable is. Let’s just say… we have standards.

Here's what we don't get: if there are cleanup companies everywhere in Colorado, why are we still walking around so many piles of trash and sh*t, week after week?

NOTHING irritates us more than lazy people ruining things for the rest of us. And if you're not bothered by that... maybe you just love poop.

If you're going to do something, do it right. Anything less is, well — unacceptable.